What the???

Really!


What the???


Today I was reading some blogs from my rollin' with the homies!!
(or whatever I have it labeled!lol)

Kellan is new on my list, but we are becoming fast friends! I feel I
have known her FOREVER! She is honest and hilarious and a great
mom!! (go check her out... go ahead, I'll wait.... )

Well today her post is so freakin' funny and so relateable, I'm sure
we all have a story like this one...

That is reason for my post today... my story like hers just happened
this past Saturday...

Bryan had to work, so Heather (hubby's cousin and my BFF) went with
me and the kids to my friends Kathy & Louie's triplet sons' pre-k
graduation! Thank God for Heather! So it was in this school I have
never been in and it was packed... we started off in the auditorium...
then after the ceremony went to the dungeon cafeteria. We were
there for ETERNITY a little while for everyone to chat and take pics
with the teachers and what not. There were lots of kids and people
every where. As we were getting ready to finally leave, some of our
group went towards one door while others were saying we should
leave out the other door.

My kids followed the group going out one door, which was going back
into the school. So I walk over by Lou some others looking for my
children.

I ask... "Where is Trevor?" (since is the one that would think nothing
of going off with whom ever or on his own)

They all point to him. Okay relief.

Then I ask, Heather, where Lauren is... she has her. Okay... good!

Then I notice that Brooke is no where to be seen. I start to panic a
little bit. She is usually glued right to my big fat butt hip. I ask
Heather where she is, I don't wait for an answer, I ask the group
standing before me... Does anyone see Brooke? I am getting really
worried. I have Trevor right in front of me, Heather is holding onto
Lauren...

BUT...

OH. MY. GOD!!

Where is Brooke??

People are leaving, I start to panic more and more... everyone is just
looking at me. I start to look around the room, I am feeling really
stressed and over whelmed... why is everyone just standing there...
I start to think, what if she went outside, what if she is off in the HUGE
school, where the hell could she be?? What if someone took her??
Everyone is still just standing there looking at me... when I finally
realize just where Brooke is...

Brooke is....

right....

in....

my....

arms!!

duh!!

And she wasn't hiding... she was there the whole time.

So, it is official...

I. HAVE. LOST. WHAT. WAS. LEFT. OF. MY. MIND!!!


To console me, after laughing at me, my dear sweet Heather
tells me, Oh. I have done that before with my cell phone... or my
sunglasses.

Oh. thank you. But seriously have you ever done it with a 29 lb
child on your hip???


ugh!