Pump Up The Jam!

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'

Dinner time conversation tonight:

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Trevor: This meat is good.

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Mommy: I'm glad you like it.

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Trevor: Yeah it is good.

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Mommy: Do you know what animal it came from?

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Trevor: It doesn't come from animals. It is hybrid. Bees make it and it turns to meat.

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Mommy: Oh. Really. I thought it came from animals, like pigs, cows or chickens.

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Trevor: oh. so where does this come from?

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Mommy: Where do you think it comes from? It's pork. Does it come from a pig, a cow or a chicken?

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Trevor: The first one.

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Mommy: A pig? (Trevor shakes his head yes) You are right, pork comes from a pig.

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Trevor: How do you get ketchup?

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Mommy: From tomatoes.

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Trevor: How do you get ranch dressing?

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Mommy: ~reads the back of the bottle to him~

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Mommy: Where do pine cones come from? What kind of tree.

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Trevor: Christmas tree.

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Mommy: How do you get apple juice?

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Trevor: From apples.

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~This continued you on for a while. Then all of sudden....

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Trevor: Where do you get little boys from?

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Mommy: From Heaven. ;)

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Trevor: No! (laughing at me) They come from a belly.

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Mommy: Right. Where do little girls come from?

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Trevor: From Heaven! :)

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Mommy: (smiling) from mommy's belly too!

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Trevor: oh! babies come from bellies, right?

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Mommy: yep. You came from mommy's belly, then once you were out, Brooke & Lauren started to grow in there and then they came out. You were in there all by yourself and then Brooke & Lauren were in there together, at the same time.

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Trevor: really? Did you have to pump real hard?

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Mommy: (trying not to giggle) What do you mean did I pump real hard?

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Trevor: You know. PUMP. You have to pump to get your baby out. Then your baby comes out your belly.

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Mommy: Well I did push hard. Is that what you meant?

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Trevor: Yeah.

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Mommy: And none of you came out of my belly.

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Trevor: oh. well didn't we pop our of your belly when you pumped, I mean pushed us?

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Mommy: You guys came out a different way, like how you go to the bathroom but a little bit different.

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Trevor: Oh. That's disgusting. I'm glad that the girls came out that way and I came out your belly.

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Mommy: (trying again not to giggle) You came out the same way that the girls did honey.

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Trevor. Oh.

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yeah. this type of dinner talk and questions and they are only four and two. I can't imagine what we'll talk about in a few years. ;)