Thursday, April 10, 2008

Thirteen Tips for the Ladies In 2008!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ?(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
13. What doesn't kill you, you can always blog about!!


jenn said...

I love #7! That is too good!

Neen said...

I love your list, made me laugh out loud!

LaskiGal said...

I want to make a t-shirt out of every one of these.

I'm going to go kick my Barbie now . . .

Crystal said...

ROFL!!! This is SOOO good! I LOVED #9!!!! That is TOTALLY ME;o)

Stephanie said...

Too funny!

Annie said...

# 8 is my own personal motto!

just jamie said...

Absolutely freaking hilarious! Damn, that's good stuff!

Sandy C. said...

ROFL! These were hil-arious!!! The last one is so true and so me! I totally need that one on a T-shirt ;)

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Love #6 & #13, use them often. Great TT, mine was posted yesterday at The Cafe if you are interested.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Definitely words to the wise!

~ Hi. Glad you stopped by. Come on in, kick off your shoes, put your feet up relax, grab a drink and stay a while. ~