Thirteen Tips for the Ladies In 2008!
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. ?(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. ?(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
13. What doesn't kill you, you can always blog about!!
10 comments:
I love #7! That is too good!
I love your list, made me laugh out loud!
I want to make a t-shirt out of every one of these.
I'm going to go kick my Barbie now . . .
ROFL!!! This is SOOO good! I LOVED #9!!!! That is TOTALLY ME;o)
Too funny!
# 8 is my own personal motto!
Absolutely freaking hilarious! Damn, that's good stuff!
ROFL! These were hil-arious!!! The last one is so true and so me! I totally need that one on a T-shirt ;)
Love #6 & #13, use them often. Great TT, mine was posted yesterday at The Cafe if you are interested.
Definitely words to the wise!
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