When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
It carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I DO
NOT work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson &
Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
It carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I DO
NOT work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson &
Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!
5 comments:
How awful. I mean how great that I don't have that job.
:-)
I was a little scared when I started reading this...after all, I'm not sure I wanted to know what you were doing with a rectal thermometer.
Funny! Thanks for the laugh!
ROFL!!!!! holy moly, thanks so much for that...I so needed that today. Mondays are awful work days for me...and yes, at least it's not THAT bad ;)
LOL.... I will always remember this every time I have a bad day at the office and have I hate my job day's coming.
funny! and you've been tagged.
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