Whatever CAN go wrong... WILL go wrong.
Ugh! our washing maching is spitting water all over our basement.
Please pray that our house doesn't catch on fire tonight. All kidding aside.
Things to remember... This is their childhood... only one shot to do this right... don't mess up! THIS is the SINGLE most IMPORTANT thing I'm EVER going to do in my LIFE or that will matter MOST! Kiss them, Hug them, tell them you LOVE em'!