the kick ass MOM list (I renamed this by the way)

I found this AWESOME (totally KICK ASS) list over at Tattooed Minivan Mom's blog... she said anyone can take it and add to it... so that's what I'm going to do!! Feel free to do the same, just leave a comment so I know to come check it out on your blog!! :)

Apparently it's like a chain letter where you just keep adding your 2 cents and passing it on. I added #21-28.


1. Real Moms don’t flinch when they talk about boobs. They do make you laugh your brains out.
2. Real moms go on vacation and learn to play traffic cop
3. Real moms brag about their kids
4. Real moms do not mince words when they present the truth
5. Real moms juggle
6. Real moms “resist the guilt and embrace the journey”
7. Real moms don’t give a damn to media generated Mommy Wars
8. Real moms have kids with potty mouths
9. Real moms know that real life is not like TV sitcoms
10. Real moms carry on a telephone conversation while their child vomits on the couch
11. Real Moms think farting is really, really funny.
12. Real Moms wear crowns.
13. Real Moms deal with a lot of shit.
14. Real Moms put the needs of their children ahead of their own when dealing with a lot of shit
15. Real Moms also discuss the facts of life in a mature and thought provoking manner.
16. Real Moms prepare their children for a future full of possibilities for a better tomorrow.
17. Real Moms wipe butts and clean up puke without puking themselves.
18. Real Moms watch Disney Channel and Nickelodeon and act REALLY interested. (Yes. Even though I am completely juvenile, I have to act.)
19. Real Moms look out for AND stick up for their kids.
20. Real Moms take the good with the bad. (You inspired that one.)
21. Real Moms sometimes make mistakes, but know that is okay.... it is part of life, you just have to learn from them and move on
22. Real Moms are totally awesome and kick ass at everything
23. Real Moms know enough about everything to let their kids believe they truly know EVERYTHING!
24. Real Moms laugh when their kids laugh, cry when their kids cry, hurt when their kids hurt, rejoice when their kids rejoice and whoop ass for anyone that stands in their way or hurts them.
25. Real Moms know that their kids are always going to behave better for anyone else but them
26. Real Moms know that kids always HAVE to tell you something IMPORTANT when you are on the phone with someone
27. Real Moms find love in every smile, giggle, laugh, hug and kiss
28. Real Moms can blog all day, and still take care of the kids, feed them, wash them, play with them, do laundry, dishes and make dinner all at the same time.