Here's a Good One...

I'm down stairs trying to paint... things are just not going right at all. The roller sucks, the wall is looking like crap... and then I hear Brooke fussing. Then I hear Brooke calling for me... I yell up to them to see what is wrong...

Mommy: Brooke, what's wrong?

Brooke: I'm crying.

Mommy: I know you are crying. What's wrong?

Brooke: Lauren's being mean to me.

Mommy: Lauren.

Lauren: What?

Mommy: Why are you being mean to Brookie?

Lauren: It's cause I'm a witch... a bad bad bad witch.

Mommy: Please stop.

Lauren: I can't stop, cause I'm a mean bad witch.

Brooke: It's okay Mommy we are just playing.

Mommy: Brooke, I thought you were crying.

Brooke: I wasn't.



ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! (pulling my hair out)

the joys of children. they make you nuts but they make you laugh!! :)